Tap 01
Classic Pilsner
Golden crisp + hop zing
The house pour. Clean Saaz-style hop, dry finish. Start here if mint is all you've ever known.
Zing
Five flavors · None of them mintDeath to
Death to
Mint.
Mint is a candy flavor that hijacked your bathroom in 1896. We built a real fluoride toothpaste out of hops, citrus peel and toasted malt instead. No beer. No alcohol. No apologies.
- 1,450 ppmSodium fluoride. Same as the boring stuff.
- 0.00% ABVNo beer, no alcohol, no ethanol. Ever.
- RDA 70Low abrasion. Your enamel stays put.
- 4.7 oz133 g per tube. Roughly 10 weeks of two-a-days.
Classic Pilsner4.7 oz · 133 g
Hop Paste · Fluoride toothpaste
Craft beer toothpaste
1,450 ppm fluorideSLS-freeMade in Oregon
Five flavors pulled off a real draft list, built into a normal, dentist-boring fluoride paste. Pick one tube or build a carrier — every tube in a carrier can be a different flavor.
$32.40$36.00Save $3.60
$10.80 per tube · free shipping
1 · Choose your size
2 · Build your pack0 of 3 chosen
Classic Pilsner
Golden crisp + hop zing
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Kölsch
Lemon zest + hop zing
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Imperial IPA
Pine resin + citrus peel
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Sour
Citrus tart + hop zing
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Brown Ale
Toasted caramel + hop zing
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0 of 3 chosen
Add 3 more tubes to finish your pack.
- Free shipping on US orders over $35
- Ships in 1–2 business days from Portland, OR
- 30 days to hate it — full refund, opened tubes included
- SLS-free, vegan, never tested on anything with a face
Full ingredients
Active: Sodium fluoride 0.32% w/v (1,450 ppm fluoride ion).
Inactive: Sorbitol, hydrated silica, purified water, vegetable glycerin, xylitol, cocamidopropyl betaine, xanthan gum, natural flavor (hop extract, citrus peel oils, botanical extracts), sodium saccharin, citric acid, potassium sorbate.
SLS-free. Vegan. No plastic microbeads, no triclosan, no beer.
Shipping & refunds
Orders leave Portland, Oregon within 1–2 business days. Free shipping in the US over $35, $4.50 under that, $9 flat to Canada. Figure 3–6 days in transit once it's moving.
You have 30 days from delivery. Email us and we refund the whole order — opened tubes included, and we don't want them back. Give them to someone who drinks that style.
How the bundle price works
One tube is $12. Three or more drops to $10.80 each. Six or more drops to $9.83 each — that's the $59 carrier. It applies to your whole cart automatically, so there's no code to hunt for and no reason to place two orders.
Mix and match freely. A carrier of six different flavors costs exactly the same as six of the same one.
Why hops, actuallyHops were built
Hops were built
for a mouth.
This started as a flavor joke and ended in a stack of dental papers. Hops are a bittering, preserving, antibacterial flower. Brewers have leaned on them for a thousand years for most of the same reasons a toothpaste would want them.
- 01The hops are real. Food-grade hop extract and citrus oils — the same inputs a brewery uses to dry hop a batch, not a lab’s guess at what “beer” tastes like.
- 02The beer is not. Nothing is fermented and there’s no ethanol anywhere in it. Safe if you’re sober, pregnant, or twelve hours from a breathalyzer.
- 03It isn’t sweet. Bitterness is dialed way down from actual beer and sugar is left out completely. Xylitol does the sweetening, which is the one sweetener dentists actively recommend.
- 04The boring part stays boring. 1,450 ppm sodium fluoride, RDA 70, SLS-free, made in Oregon in a facility whose other toothpaste is already in your cabinet.
The hop cone, itemized
Humulus lupulus · what's in there and why it's a strange fit for a toothpaste
Alpha acidsHumulone, cohumulone. The bittering compounds. Long documented as antibacterial against gram-positive bacteria — the family Streptococcus mutans, the cavity organism, belongs to.
Beta acidsLupulone, colupulone. Studied for the same activity, and considerably more antibacterial than they are bitter on the tongue. Handy, given where this is going.
Bract polyphenolsThe genuinely interesting one. Research has looked at how they interfere with the way S. mutans sticks to enamel and builds plaque in the first place.
XanthohumolA prenylflavonoid that barely exists outside this plant. Anti-inflammatory in lab settings — and gums are inflammatory tissue, which is why anyone bothered to look.
Essential oilsMyrcene, humulene, linalool. Pine, citrus, herb, resin. Every bit of the aroma and none of the sugar. This is the part you’ll actually notice at 7am.
TanninsAstringency. The reason a dry-hopped beer and a properly brushed mouth feel like distant cousins.
What we're not claiming: hops don’t replace fluoride, and none of the above is a treatment claim. The 1,450 ppm sodium fluoride is what prevents cavities — that’s settled, boring science and we didn’t touch it. The hops are why you’ll stand there for the full two minutes instead of forty seconds.
Five taps, no mint
The draft list
Every flavor is a real fluoride paste — the difference is what your mouth tastes on the way in. Zing is our scale for how loud the hop hits.
Tap 02
Kölsch
Lemon zest + hop zing
The lightest of the five. Lemon peel up front, soft herbal hop underneath, gone in one rinse.
Zing
Tap 03
Imperial IPA
Pine resin + citrus peel
The loud one. Resinous pine and grapefruit rind that wake you up faster than the coffee.
Zing
Tap 04
Sour
Citrus tart + hop zing
Lime and raspberry with a real pucker. Divisive in testing, first to disappear at every pop-up.
Zing
Tap 05
Brown Ale
Toasted caramel + hop zing
Built for the last brush of the night. Toasted caramel and a low, warm hop hum.
Zing
ReviewsNobody has
Nobody has
reviewed this yet
So we wrote the ones we're hoping for. Every card below is us, in a room, being optimistic about a toothpaste. They come down the day real ones show up.
Real reviews0
Written by us15
Tubes shipped0
This panel updates itself the moment that first number moves.
★★★★★
I have brushed my teeth angry for 34 years
Now I brush them interested. That is the entire review. I have nothing else to add and I resent that I feel this strongly about toothpaste.
Written in-houseImperial IPA
★★★★★
My dentist asked what I was using
I said Imperial IPA. There was a pause I will be thinking about for the rest of my life. She then asked where to buy it.
Written in-houseImperial IPA
★★★★★
The Sour woke up my entire household. My partner has physically hidden the tube. Two stars — not for the product, for what it did to my marriage.
Written in-houseSour
★★★★★
Nine months sober and this is my one taproom thing
I was nervous it would be a trigger. It isn’t. There’s no booze note at all, just hop aroma. It smells like a brewery on a Saturday and then I go to work.
Written in-houseKölsch
★★★★★
Foams normal. Rinses normal. Tastes insane. Exactly the product I was promised and I have no complaints, only questions about myself.
Written in-houseClassic Pilsner
★★★★★
Bought it as a joke gift for my brother-in-law
He has now bought it twice with his own money. The joke is dead. I am simply a person who knows about toothpaste.
Written in-houseBrown Ale
★★★★★
I like mint
I’ve now said that out loud to three people who didn’t ask. It works, my teeth are clean, everyone else seems thrilled. I just like mint. Three stars, no notes, leave me alone.
Written in-houseClassic Pilsner
★★★★★
Kölsch morning, Brown Ale night
I have flavor-paired my own mouth to the time of day and I genuinely do not know how to feel about the person I’ve become.
Written in-houseKölsch
★★★★★
My four-year-old asked why the toothpaste has a beer on it
I did not have an answer prepared. Please consider a plain outer box. Product is excellent, parenting moment was not.
Written in-houseClassic Pilsner
★★★★★
Have not thought about mint in eleven weeks
Didn’t realize how much I’d been tolerating it. It’s like finding out you can just turn the ceiling light off.
Written in-houseImperial IPA
★★★★★
Genuinely believed this would be a novelty I’d use twice and photograph once. Tube is empty. I’m ordering a carrier. Please stop making things I like.
Written in-houseSour
★★★★★
Six tubes arrived and my roommate immediately claimed the IPA
We now have a written chore chart that is specifically about toothpaste ownership. Five stars. Send help.
Written in-houseImperial IPA
★★★★★
Brown Ale is fantastic and the Sour is a personal attack. Averaging out to three, which feels unfair to Brown Ale, so read this as one five and one one.
Written in-houseBrown Ale
★★★★★
Tastes like walking into a brewery
Minus the guy at the bar explaining his home setup. Somehow they got the good half of the experience and left the rest.
Written in-houseClassic Pilsner
★★★★★
The two-minute thing finally happened
Thirty-six years of bailing at forty seconds. Turns out I didn’t have a discipline problem, I had a flavor problem.
Written in-houseBrown Ale
Asked at every pop-up
Fair questions
Does it actually taste like beer?+
It tastes like the good half of beer — hops, citrus peel, pine, toasted malt. What’s missing is the bitter, wet-grain, alcoholic half, because that half is terrible in a toothpaste. Think of it as the smell that hits you walking into a taproom, not the pint.
Is there any alcohol in it?+
Zero. Nothing is fermented, and there’s no ethanol in the formula — not even the denatured kind that shows up in a lot of mouthwash. It’s safe if you’re sober, pregnant, or subject to a random breathalyzer.
Will my dentist be annoyed?+
Shouldn’t be. It’s 1,450 ppm sodium fluoride at RDA 70, which is standard adult strength and on the gentle end for abrasion. The only unusual thing is the flavor. If you’ve been prescribed a high-fluoride paste, stay on that one.
Can kids use it?+
It’s built for adults. Standard adult fluoride level, and we’d rather not sell a children’s toothpaste that’s themed around beer. Keep it on your shelf, not theirs.
How long does one tube last?+
About ten weeks brushing twice a day, if you use the amount your dentist keeps telling you to use instead of the amount from the commercials. A carrier of six is roughly a year.
What if I hate it?+
Email us within 30 days of delivery and we refund the entire order, opened tubes included. Don’t ship anything back — give the tubes to someone who drinks that style.
Do you ship outside the US?+
Canada, at $9 flat. Everywhere else has fluoride labeling rules we haven’t cleared yet. Leave your email and we’ll tell you the day that changes.
Go on thenBrush like
Brush like
you brew.
Five flavors, $12 a tube, $59 for a carrier of six. Free shipping over $35 and thirty days to change your mind.